{"id":71,"date":"2020-12-03T03:12:11","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T03:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?page_id=71"},"modified":"2026-07-25T16:01:14","modified_gmt":"2026-07-25T16:01:14","slug":"etch-a-sketch","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?page_id=71","title":{"rendered":"Etch A Sketch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here is a list of my skits, which I like to call sketches, with my favorite moments, or blips, from the skit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=101\"><strong>What&#8217;s the Deal with Phone Jobs?<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">December 10, 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A tall, indiscriminate office building with a Summery-sky background appears in a low resolution shot. An upbeat, 80s pop style song plays as a brightly colored, vector logo slides into center screen: What\u2019s the Deal with Phone Jobs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FADE INTO<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>NARRATOR:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell, hello there, and welcome to the team. I\u2019ll be here to help YOU understand the DEAL with phone jobs. Think of me as your cruise captain for all things dial tone, transfer, and off the hook.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NARRATOR chuckles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>NARRATOR:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet\u2019s get started.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CUT TO<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An establishing shot of BETH (25), a smiling woman who believes that if she says yes enough times, something good will come of it, dressed in professional attire sitting in her cubicle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>BETH:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Good to meet you, everyone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<cite> To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=101\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=77\">Under Explained Facts<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">December 3, 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>RILEY:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFor this topic, we\u2019re running a little experiment. In an attempt to spice up the show, this following segment, title and content, is written by a complete stranger and was chosen at random by a friend of mine. So, I will be reacting truthfully and in tandem with you the audience.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RILEY grabs a sealed envelope from her desk. She grins excitedly.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-text-align-left is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>RILEY:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWithout further ado. This segment is called: \u2018Lightly Suggesting Homo-Erotica, IRL.&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">RILEY\u2019s expression falls as she stares at the envelope. She grips the envelope as she considers the consequences of opening the envelope or not opening the envelope. She looks to camera, flashes a smile, and swiftly rips open the flap without breaking eye contact with the camera.<\/p>\n<cite>To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=77\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=146\">One Stinker of a Hot Take<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">January 15, 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cConsider anal.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROOM MATE 2 answers politely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh, come on. God\u2019s not gonna smite you for&nbsp;<em>considering<\/em>&nbsp;anal. What is he, the thought police?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut people&nbsp;<em>DO<\/em>&nbsp;anal, yes?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI suppose people do anal.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBrilliant. But consider the ramifications.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI have.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo, you\u2019ve considered the ramifications of anal but not anal itself?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ROOM MATE 2:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI am religious, yes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROOM MATE 1 and ROOM MATE 2 hold for a big laugh from the audience.<\/p>\n<cite> To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=146\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=127\">My Main Character Academy<\/a><\/strong> <strong>Ep 1<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">January 22, 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST INT. MONOLOGUE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAll these other kids are interesting and have a lot going for them. They\u2019re beyond spectacular! But me? I\u2019m as dull as rocks. Break me open and there\u2019s just more of the same. My whole life I\u2019ve been boring. Everyone I know tells me so. I\u2019m just your average guy. I don\u2019t have a sad backstory, recovery arc, super powers, glorious mission, personality trait, none of it! So, when I found that invitation in the mail, I was truly dumbfounded.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FLASHBACK BEGIN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SHINICHI TEMPEST opens up the front door if his house in the most normal and boring way possible. He calmly walks to the mailbox and opens it. He finds the letter. He opens it and is surprised.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FLASHBACK END<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>STUDENT 1:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTHAT was the flashback? What did that establish? You already SAID that.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST INT. MONOLOGUE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell, now that I\u2019ve established how much of an utter disappointment of a main character I am, let\u2019s begin the story.\u201d<\/p>\n<cite>To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=127\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=143\">My Main Character Academy<\/a> Ep 2<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">January 29, 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh, I\u2019m so sorry Tempest-san! That response was totally not in my character type. I know! Let me make it up to you with some brownies!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAh no you don\u2019t have to do that, really. You can talk to me how ever you want. I don\u2019t mind. I can be a real pain sometimes.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cActually, I can\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat do you mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSome assigned roles are a perfect fit for the student\u2019s personality. Like yours.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGee thanks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBut then there\u2019s roles like mine where I have to pretend to be someone else entirely. At least you don\u2019t have to pretend to be someone you\u2019re not.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWait, your role isn\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n<cite>To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=143\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=158\">My Main Character Academy<\/a> Ep 3<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">February 5, 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>MR. NONONSENSE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNow, I need to re-establish context by repeating myself for the viewers who have just returned from the intro and I will not change how I say it at all. We think our audience has less than average memory retention.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Today is a dark day, students. The Academy was just contacted by the police. We&#8217;ve been informed that Chisaki died two days ago by a negligent driver. There will be a service held for him after school.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The students are muttering quietly amongst themselves.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION INT. MONOLOGUE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow sad. That guy was a jerk but he didn\u2019t deserve that. Oh wait. My character should have a reaction to this.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh Tempest-san, I can\u2019t believe this! How&nbsp;<em>awful<\/em>! How could this happen to someone so young!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>MR. NONONSENSE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMs. Lion, keep it down.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry Mr. NoNonsense.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry Mr. NoNonsense.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LIZZY LION looks to SHINICHI TEMPEST. He is sitting with an expression that is difficult to read.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION INT. MONOLOGUE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTempest is acting weird. He had no reaction to this news. It\u2019s almost like he already knew. But how could he? Unless\u2026 Could he be the negligent driver? Is that why he didn\u2019t drive to school today?\u201d<\/p>\n<cite>To read the whole sketch, click<a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=158\"> here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=180\">My Main Character Academy<\/a> Ep 4<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">February 12, 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As LIZZY LION turns around, it can be seen that she has stuffed two dodgeballs in her shirt. She then stabs a knife in both dodgeballs and feigns death. Her phone vibrates as she lays on the ground. She sits up and opens the notification. It\u2019s a text from SHINICHI TEMPEST that reads: \u2018Yoshi summons Chisaki at lunch. lel big dick energy.\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>LIZZY LION:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat\u2019s a Yoshi?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CUT TO<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>INT. CAFETERIA \u2013 NIGHT (6)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">LIZZY LION pushes open the doors of the cafeteria room holding the gadget box that is beeping consistently and quickly. She finds SHINICHI TEMPEST sitting on the ground with YUREI OKABE crouched over the Switch. YUREI OKABE is furiously mashing buttons. SHINICHI TEMPEST waves casually at LIZZY LION.<\/p>\n<cite>To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=180\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=190\">My Main Character Academy<\/a> Finale<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">February 19, 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>YUREI OKABE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cKISS CHISAKI!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNO!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>YUREI OKABE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIT\u2019S THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK THE CURSE!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SHINICHI TEMPEST:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTHAT DOESN\u2019T MAKE ANY SENSE!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>YUREI OKABE:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWE SKIPPED A LOT OF STEPS THAT WOULD HAVE EXPLAINED THINGS! BUT THERE\u2019S NO TIME! COME ON PUCKER BOY! BE THE SEXY ANIME GIRL THIS SHOW DESERVES!\u201d<\/p>\n<cite>To read the whole sketch, click <a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?p=190\">here.<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?page_id=782\"><strong>Sheep Dating Sim Gone Wrong! BoPo Writes Pathetic Romance!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">July 26, 2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"is-style-default wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">MC walks in and sits in the chair where a controller is resting. MC grabs it, and launches the console on. A bright blue and green screen with the words &#8220;Sheeping Around&#8221; lights up the TV. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">&#8220;This is your destiny.&#8221; MC grips the controller and launches the game. A devastatingly handsome man in a sheep costume walks into frame of a wide and open grass field. Sheep flock and graze in the background. The man is idling. MC pushes the joystick forward, then a textbox blocks the path. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">&#8220;What the, ughhh. Tutorials.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">&#8216;This dating simulator is AI generated in its responses and dialogue. It responds and changes based on how it is treated. The possibilities are endless! Start by talking to the sheep.&#8217; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">&#8220;Oh, huh, dating. Iiiii&#8230;. don&#8217;t know how to do that.&#8221; MC pushes the joystick forward and selects the dialogue command on the handsome man dressed as a sheep. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:18px\">&#8220;Oh! Baaah to you. I haven&#8217;t seen you here before. What&#8217;s your name?&#8221; A new text box appears. &#8216;Tell the sheep your name out loud using the built-in microphone in your controller. 3, 2, 1, Go.&#8217; The light on the controller flashes green. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:16px\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/thebopo.com\/?page_id=782\">To read the whole sketch, click here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a list of my skits, which I like to call sketches, with my favorite moments, or blips, from the skit. 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